Punctuation Purgatory.

Is that a period?

No…semicolon

Wait

No

I….

Oh No!

It’s punctuation purgatory

Where good minds go to die

When ellipses are five pages long

Apostrophes are chasing the

O’Banion O’Riely O’Connell

Out of their minds

To jump

Off that bridge

And fall

Down

In to

Oh No!

It’s punctuation purgatory

Chased by English Major Llamas

Running through run ons

Down the hyphenated lanes

To a place you’ve never been

However, …wait…

Can you start a sentence

Like that?

Here it comes again…

Punctuation

Purgatory

You’ll never get out

Punctuation purgatory

It’s already too late

Punctuation purgatory

Oh Llama!

Punctuation

Purgatory