A bit about llamas.

Llamas love Portland.

Llamas are soft and squishy;

They spit in your eye.

Wander the streets with 

all my llama friends and I. 

We won't let you down!

Oh dear llama friend, 

Please make me a soft sweater

To wear when it's cold.

Haiku competition for Azurell

Oh! Sweet and gentle
Beast of the sea and my life.
Carry me away!

A new time and place
We can live without disgrace.
Feel your tentacles...

Wrap them around me,
Creature of my desire,
Never let me go.

Never give me up.
Never let me down; oh no!
How does that feel? Woot!

I love you Az'rell,
All the fun things that you do,
Your octo-pye too!

Walt's Daily Prayer. By: Mat Severson

Walt Disney, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy parks.
Thy game kingdom come.
Thy will be done, Across Earth as it is in Orlando.
Give us this day our daily bugs.
And forgive us our surprise, As we forgive you when we aren't forewarned.
And lead us not into World of Warcraft, But deliver us from crashing while sailing.
For thine is the magic kingdom, and the Pirates, and the Fairies, for ever and ever.
Amen.

Punctuation Purgatory.

Is that a period?

No…semicolon

Wait

No

I….

Oh No!

It’s punctuation purgatory

Where good minds go to die

When ellipses are five pages long

Apostrophes are chasing the

O’Banion O’Riely O’Connell

Out of their minds

To jump

Off that bridge

And fall

Down

In to

Oh No!

It’s punctuation purgatory

Chased by English Major Llamas

Running through run ons

Down the hyphenated lanes

To a place you’ve never been

However, …wait…

Can you start a sentence

Like that?

Here it comes again…

Punctuation

Purgatory

You’ll never get out

Punctuation purgatory

It’s already too late

Punctuation purgatory

Oh Llama!

Punctuation

Purgatory